I got into a fight with the bathtub... and lost.
Slipped and fell. Skinned my knee on the faucet, shower curtain hit me on the head, and...
...
Hit the side of the tub. Broke one rib and fractured two others.
Pain.
I'm off to take my meds...


Xiar ProfileBASICSXiar Profile
FULL NAME: Xiar Zu Holen Zeruin NICKNAME: Xyragos, Commander X ACTUAL AGE: 9,841 RESIDENCE: Ravenholdt Manor, Alterac AGE APPEARANCE: 27 BIRTHDAY: Friday, October 13, Year unknown. SPECIES: Elf (Vampire) GENDER: Male ALLERGIES: Bulls**t SEXUAL PREFERANCE: Straight OCCUPATION: Magi of the Kirin Tor, Commander of Armies, Enchanter, Alchemist, Dirty Dealer, Other Illegal Things, etc. MARITAL STATUS: Single THEME SONG(S): Godsmack: Vodoo, and Trace Adkins: Fightin' Words
FAMILY
FATHER: Jar'Khan Bobelos MOTHER: Anga'lesha Bob


100 Ways To Annoy DeidaraSay Yo at the end of all your sentences.100 Ways To Annoy Deidara
Play the in my pants game with him (add in my pants after every sentence).
Super Glue his face to the floor.
Cut his bangs off.
Force him to make your lunch with an Easy Bake.
Talk Binary. (00100110)
Throw a Farting Chicken at him.
Braid his ponytail.
Then cut it off.
Make a Life-Size Chocolate sculpture of him.
Then Bite its head off.
Prove hes a she.
Lock him in a closet .with Tobi. &
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First, take the absolute worst thing you could possibly imagine getting hit in the face with.... And then wrap it in barbwire.... See, every situation can get worse.
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Icon made by the wonderful ~ElectricPhantom! ALL HAIL TRICPH!
*Member of the Sector 5 Marauders
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Souls as destined for each other as these two were would only be destroyed if apart for too long...
"Candy Mountain, Charlie! It's the land of sweets, and joy....and joyness...."
~Charlie the Unicorn
*tags you back*
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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears darks glasses to avoid being reconized-Fred Allen
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I Live Alone,
I Walk Alone,
I Die Alone,
Nothing More,
Nothing Less,
But I really don't like it at all.
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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears darks glasses to avoid being reconized-Fred Allen
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